by Joe Butch on March 21, 2009
Every nice hotel i’ve been booking on Expedia, I’ve been writing “It’s my honeymoon.” in the special comments field. It already worked for the Santhiya Koh Phangan room.
When We checked into our new hotel in Cambodia we found a fruit platter in the living room, flowers layed on the bed spelling happy honeymoon with a heart, and a bathtub filled with flowers. A few minutes later someone knocked on our door with a happy honeymoon cake.
As long as you fit the role it seems like its always +EV to do this.
by Joe Butch on February 7, 2009
We spent the morning at the Golden Palace. On the way there the taxi tried to pull the “it’s not open yet, let me take you to a nice tailor first” scam and when leaving the Golden Palace to go to the reclining buddha a tuk-tuk driver tried to use the same scam.


After eating some McDonalds we started lollygagging in the MBK mall which is a regular mall that sales fake stuff, its amazing.
Almost missed our flight to Phuket but arrived with minutes to spare.
by Joe Butch on October 6, 2008
After entering the park to Universal Studios for Halloween Horror Nights I went straight towards Guest Services to get a GAP or Guess Assistance Pass. I told the person at Guest Services the following:
“I need a Guest Assistance Pass. I have 6 people in my party and one of them has Aspergers and ADHD. She gets panic attacks when she is near large groups of people. I would like to get Family Room Access for some of my group while the others wait in the line to prevent this.”

Afterwards I try to get them to give me more than 2 passes, 3 is often doable. This pass will vary from each ride. Some will allow you to enter the Fast Pass line with it and others require you to go to the exit of the ride and use the RIP line.
[ ] Waited In Regular Lines
[x] Did Everything In The Park In Record Time
[x] Karma Will Get Me And My Kids Will Have Aspergers