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Playboy Photographer

Joe Butch — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 18:38:06 +0000

I called into the Playboy Morning Show and asked If I could be a Playboy photographer for the day and photograph the playboy model Andrea Lowell. To my astonishment the Playboy Morning Show said they would love to.

I took the day off work and met them at Haulover Beach in South Florida. For half of the shoot I got the playboy model to model with a Delorean and a Hoverboard and finished the photo shoot on the beach.

I was a bit speechless during the shoot but luckily the photos came out really good.

[ ] Professional Lightning
[x] Canon Rebel T1i DSLR

I will post some photos from the shoot shortly.

I really wanted to do this scene from Austin Powers but decided not to embarrass myself.

AUSTIN
Alright, baby! Love it. Turn and pout for me baby! Smashing!

AUSTIN
Great, darling. Give me some shoulder. Yes, yes, yes.

(angry)

No! No!

AUSTIN
Show me love. Smashing! You're an animal. You're a tiger. Be a
tiger, baby!

You're great! You're Grrrrrr-eat! You're Tony, be corn flakes,
baby, be frosted. Now be a lemur, baby! You're a ring-tailed lemur.

Rebecca looks confused.

REBECCA
A lemur?

AUSTIN
A small mammal native to the African savannah. C'mon baby, you
know. Like this!

(imitating lemur)

Expiring Domains

Joe Butch — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 02:02:48 +0000

Whenever I think of a good domain I have to buy it right away. Which is why I have a lot of domains that are garbage and I am now going to let them expire.

3 domains I decided to stop developing and let expire is TripGuideBlog.com, CookingGuideBlog.com, and SurvivalGuideBlog.com

[x] Wasted Money

Found The Delorean Keys

Joe Butch — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:10:33 +0000

This morning when I was getting ready for work I found the keys to my Delorean in my old high school book bag.

[x] Last place I looked

I almost wish I didn’t find them so I can keep the Delorean a little longer.

I am no longer a Delorean owner.

Delorean Mishap

Joe Butch — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:44:25 +0000

The shipping company was suppose to pick up the Delorean today but yesterday I realized a major problem…the keys are nowhere to be found.

I’m sure I’ll end up finding the keys in the last place I look.

Morale of this blog post:

[ ] Always have a spare
[x] Start looking in the last place you plan on looking

3rd Person Memories

Joe Butch — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 18:57:06 +0000

One thing that I find very strange is that all my old memories are in 3rd person. Meaning I see myself doing whatever I was doing in the memory. The memories are always behind me in 3rd person and I can never see my face.

[x] Serious
[ ] Some memories are in Black & White

Sold My Delorean

Joe Butch — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 12:40:32 +0000

It only took one hour from the time of posting on the Delorean message board to get a buyer. I probably should of asked for more money since I sold it so easy and quickly. The buyer is actually in the UK and wire transfered me the money.

It’s sad to let it go but it was the most logical decision. I’ll still have it in my possession for a few more weeks before it gets shipped to the UK.

Trademark Infringement

Joe Butch — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:21:33 +0000

You know you’re good at search engine optimization when you get trademark infringement letters in the mail.

I received the letter in the mail yesterday about one of my adsense blogs which has e[brandname].com and recently starting ranking last week for some competitive terms. Luckily all the company wants me to do is put a extra line in my disclaimer.

Bing it

Joe Butch — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 00:43:11 +0000

The new Microsoft search engine called bing is now available. First let me say that I am a Googler but after playing around with bing for the day I think I may now be a binger.

www.bing.com

Day 81 - 117

Joe Butch — Sun, 10 May 2009 00:37:15 +0000

After Railey I did not have time to update my blog. Between those days I visited Phi Phi Don, Phuket, Bangkok, Hong Kong, London, Paris, Nice, Cannes, Monte Carlo, Venice, Florence, Pisa, Rome, and Cairo. The last month was expensive and tiring.

I ended up coming home a week early for a job interview.

Overall the entire trip and experience was amazing and something I hope I get to do again.

Day 80 - Railey Beach, Krabi

Joe Butch — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 13:37:06 +0000

Took a short plane from Bangkok to Krabi and from Krabi airport I took a taxi to a pier where Amber and I waited for enough people to take a 10 minute long tail boat to Railey Beach.

The only way to Railey Beach is by long tail boat because its inbetween giant cliffs so there is no roads. (Long tail boates leave whenever 8 people have bought a ticket. Since it was taking 50 years I decided to just buy the rest of the tickets ($8 USD)

Getting on the long tail boat you have to walk in 2 feet of ocean water holding your luggage over your head.

[ ] I was wearing shorts
[x] I was wearing jeans

Once you get on the beach you walk in the 2 feet of ocean water again with your luggage and have to pull your suitcases in the sand because there are no roads.

Luckily our room was not expensive and very nice.